Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sir, your wife is in complete isolation for the next 72 hours.

She should probably rest her eyes

Honey, it's me who's gonna help you,

Let's talk, now. Uh-uh.

The kid's with the girl, they're in the library.

Go away! Look, let me explain.

I'm ready to rise and grind and shine for socializin', enterprisin'

And grand plié!

Oh, come on, Big Momma, let it all hang out!

Especially when you're packin' a supersized

But I'm talking swimming pools. You feeling private security.

You'll be on the same floor as your peers.

So, you got, like, a boyfriend or anything?

Drop-topping Playing our favorite CDs

Yeah, and right now I just want to put it away and get out of here,

Sorry, Big Momma.

You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin'

Double-ply? A public school can afford double-ply

How about we hang out after your big show?

Right? I'm talking about fire, man!

Well, you watch me. I quit!

Like you said, these girls need role models.

I told her to bring it tonight so that we could put it back.

and the directions were in Spanish.

I just want to bite you! Kurtis!

Trent's not going to make it.

What you talking? That's terrible!

You act like you're the man.

You've got to sign my contract.

Yeah, he's a lyrical miracle, baby

Don't be surprised when I lose your tax refund!

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go to work.

Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no

Definitely not that!

Just Kurtis Kool.

Scratch and Rembrandt, they're like, I don't know, one's tall, one's short.

Oh, okay. Well, um...

She's a maniac, maniac...

Hey, have you heard from Trent? He better be here soon.

Holding something hot.

The temperature rocks, we so hot

That's not the half!

And you were starting to convince me.

Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma!

Okay. Fair enough.

Look, I can't do this right now.

I think the girls lifted it.

You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin'

You telling me to be nice I don't think so

Tonight, I'ma fight till we see the sunlight

All right? All right.

Mmm-hmm. Right hand, blue.

You got into Duke today. You're a Blue Devil now!

So? So that's your dream!

And I thought he recognized my talent, knew who the Prodi-G was.

Because the Prodi-G is still a minor.

and thinks that every girl on the planet is after him?

Uh, you gentlemen...

You know, body shapers.

It's kind of hard being new on the block

And we so fly 'cause we don't care

IM me if you change your mind.

You guys have to see.

"It's in the music."

You've been Momma-fied.

All right, all right. I had to get dressed! What is all this...

May I help you?

Yo, call him and tell him we found our boy.

So this was just some kind of job?

Actually, I'll take the drive!

Trying to act all growed up.

That's why I like doing this move.

It's in a safe place where no one will ever look, so don't worry about it.

You know, heat of the moment,

Are you invited guests?

They have an opening for a house mother.

I'll be right back!

Let me give you my card.

You a difficult child, Charmaine Daisy Pierce.

This Delanté? Yeah.

I will get to your house when I get to your house!

Left foot, red.

Oh, right, right.

I know. Fashion show!

I almost hit him!

Yeah, an octave.

Then you put your charms around me

At the poetry jam, uh,

The temperature rocks, we so hot

How's the leg, boss? The leg's fine!

Child? That there is no meal.

Oh, no. No, Big Momma's a wine cooler woman.

That'd be shameful.