Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Worse than the rooster.

What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see

Kurtis Kool, meet my great-niece, Charmaine.

That's what a narc would say.

Ain't nobody Loves me better

Trent! Hey, Malcolm.

Hey, he's not a narc, he's a fed.

Oh, no, girl. No, I'm saying that's exactly Trent.

Can I keep the boobs?

It's time for a new pose. Artists, grab a new canvas.

You idiots! How could you lose him?

I don't understand

Like Aunt Yorima used to say,

So, tell me once again.

We bought hair dye at Walgreens

Thinks he's all that and then some?

I'm gonna need a shrink after this, you realize that?

No! Ain't no FBI!

He looked at me and he said...

Look, if anything goes wrong, get out of there.

Then take him. We'll kill him later.

All right. What do you want, Nicky?

Tonight, I'ma fight Till we see the sunlight

There's no later. Haley.

Miss Gail, this is my great-niece,

And she is mighty fine.

But it's noisy.

He's a lyrical miracle, baby

No, no... Kurtis Kool!

My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me

The life that's in me

Excuse me, but shouldn't I be eating some grapes,

'Cause I was thinking, what if they don't give me the money?

that the flash drive's still inside it.

Oh, these boys wanna learn their lesson

That's fine Besides, who knew I could rap?

Could this get any better?

but your cousin is the last kind of guy I'd ever hook up with.

He just shot that guy right in front of me.

and he, uh, doesn't know how to deal with it.

I've been all over the world, but you know

Hattie Mae Pierce at your service, but you can call me Big Momma.

Do you have a free period?

So help me, Trent, if you're falling for that Haley girl...

For real. That's some Nazi Germany shnizzle.

Well, look at the wallpaper! It's so nice!

Okay, I'm going to give you to the count of three.

what is your type?

What they talkin' 'bout? Yeah, me

Two to the left. Now freak with it.

Well, how about tonight, then?

You know Jasmine Lee and Isabelle Parada?

Oh! That Jasmine and Isabelle.

Wow, that was fun! Let's do it again.

Okay, everyone. We are assembled tonight to welcome our newest Diva.

His name is Trent. Hottie. Buff. Right?

These girls, they're starting to think I'm on their side.

Come on. It's a mind-body retreat.

And your homework is to go berserk

I was doing what girls do, okay?

I heard them say they're meeting someone near the library tonight.

It's all about us when we out there

You're an entire conglomerate of badness!

Show us what you got.

Fine! If I gotta be a chick, can I at least be a cute one?

Loves me better than you

Listen to the beat Tell you how the word goes

And so is the music box.

Hey, have you seen a girl...

I hope I'm not being too personal, but have you tried Spanx?

Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. These poetry readings always run long.

sweet, slow, lingering kisses.

I'm, uh... I'm at the library.

Besides, if Mia is spinning us,

Boom shaka-laka-laka! Boom shaka-laka!

All right, then Mexico. But not Cabo! It's gotten way too touristy.

"I did something else."

Wrapped in that sheet, you look like Aphrodite.

They're the best artists. They run this place.

I just feel like I deserve them.

I'm a lyrical miracle

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Come on, man! Come on!

I was the brother with the dope shammy in the car wash.

Oh, yes. You e-mailed your résumé for the house mother position.

All right, this family hour has to end. I'm going to throw up.

Hurry up, it's a fire!

Now you get out there and break a leg, and make Big Momma proud.

telling girls that they won't be happy

Go ahead and call them girls And bring a couple friends

Said if I testified against him, I could walk.

Talks about himself in the third person

And we in the place and we on a case

You got what they want?

Oh. And by the way,

Yeah, and, um, I'm his business partner.

It has enough dirt on Chirkoff to put him away forever.

What's up? We cool now?

Big Momma, we haven't scheduled any interviews, let alone...

Doesn't make sense,

Welcome to your new home.

Sounds like a good deal to me

All right, but stay in your room and away from those girls.

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

Yo! It's Trent!

you're my high priestess of delight.

What they talkin' 'bout? Yeah, me

Don't think I can't hang I party all night long

Yeah, we'll blow everyone away!

I'm embarrassing you?

My name is Kurtis Kool Ol' hip-hop player

That's "stolen."

See? That's why I keep you on payroll.

And if I don't have the contract signed in five days,

You want to come and play?

Crawford. Yeah, Malcolm.

I'm sorry. I was wrong to think we could pull this off.

Just stay with him. See if he leads you to the father.