Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I doubt it. It's been there for so long.

What on earth do you mean, Big Momma? This is a fine art class.

Makes me feel this way

Wait, wait, wait!

See? It's not totally there yet.

I've infiltrated tougher circles than a posse of gossipy teenage girls.

'Cause you are all I need

What about the flash drive?

Before I leave Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

I did something else.

Haley... You... You're...

Canetti, can you hear me?

When the dancer becomes the dance

Smooth with the lady Especially Big Momma

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes

Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no

My birthday cake was four lit matches in a Twinkie.

This ain't even my type of art.

I had no lines, but I was good. No?

You wearing a wire?

Not really worth much, but it's sentimental.

I mean, um, it's so diverse here.

I'm not going for Haley. I mean... No.

'Cause we got somebody we want you to meet.

Shut your mouth!

I don't think so

But don't be trying to holler at me when you're singing along

'Cause they hear we got swagger

Doing a bid in Lompoc. Dealing.

Mia, what's going on?

so I'm gonna need you to sign this contract.

Well, it's two to the right.

We have never once had a full-figured model.

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up

You could have been killed! What were you thinking?

My name is Hattie Mae Pierce, but everyone calls me Big Momma.

Right now, our biggest problem's his kid.

unless they're a size negative zero,

I got to start trusting you in your decisions.

My heart starts to pound

Knees over the toes.

Come on. Come on!

Without a scholarship, I'm out.

Tell him you're a friend of Big Momma's

I'm Haley Robinson.

Just rub it in!

They didn't steal the bird!

...Jasmine Lee!

I can see straight to the Promised Land.

I totally understand. Your room is at the end of the hall.

This is my fault.

There. Watch me work my magic now.

'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't coming back

Aw, come on, Malcolm, look at this. Look.

And now you know just how I flow and it goes

I'm not 18 yet,

Chill-ax. Okay?

Seriously? Yeah.

Big Momma! Catch!

Yeah. Ambush him at his grind. I'm feeling you.

What good is a leak if you can't tell me anything?

Well, I'm into some illegalities at the moment.

Me? Oh, thank you! Sure!

How did you... That song is amazing.

None-ya damn business!

But I heard them say that Isabelle's gonna bring it in her bag.

Wait a minute. Is that the Tempts?

The guy for me definitely does not exist.

Really? Show me. Yeah.

Namaste. But I can come down there

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

The music box. That's what Canetti was trying to tell you.

All right, all right.

It's Jason Bourne.

Trent. Your car's back there.

What they talkin' 'bout? My girls

Where are we going?

You're making me better, see

I won't let him. All right? All I got to do is get that flash drive.

You know, it's weird that you would say that.

But on a dance floor kinda situation

You're beautiful!

You're making me better, see

I need more pastels.

What do you mean? We're sharing.

I don't understand to have

It's all about us when we out there

You look different, all right.

And Mrs. Orth from Movement says that I need to listen to my inner voice,

Take off the fat suit. I want to check you for weapons.

Charmaine'll just stay with her Big Momma.

You just gonna hurt these innocent children?