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So, Marah scored a goal. You missed it.
[both chuckle]
Holy shit.
Uh, who you talking to? Come on, I got the good stuff.
And I feel hungry and bloated just like I did with Marah.
Because Marah deserves better than who I've been lately.
Well, good morning, young lady. You must be the beautiful Tallulah.
Some people say your book is a rebuke to voters who tossed you out of office.
Wait, um, shouldn't we get to vote on that?
-[Marah] Bye. -Bye.
I can't believe you turned down a show with total creative control.
Your last Girlfriend Minute got like a million hits.
-You're the only one who got that. -[Eugene chuckles]
Nah, I think five times is enough.
I'm really nervous suddenly, and I don't know why.
What do you say, kiddo?
-Katie bear! [Kate gasps]
You're Tully fucking Hart,
So what's a few million more?
What happened is not your fault.
I will. But first…
Mmm. Remember the part where you're not my dad?
Well, I'm not sure how we're going to film "Carol tries fish throwing"
Everyone, the first movie will begin in five minutes.
[Justine] Wow, that was, uh…
Mularkey?
Psalm 65.
Yeah, dumb arse.
You ready to get back on TV?
I'm sorry I never mentioned him, kid.
Let me guess, you grew up poor.
I'm no longshoreman, Johnny.
Ex… Except, um, I… I could use some help.
You know I've always followed a spiritual path.
-[sighs] -[Johnny] Um…
And yeah, maybe some people don't care about that kind of abuse of power.
This child has been spared the rod.
[groans]
[Dennis] Be of sober mind.
I'm making a documentary on finding my dad, and I want your help.
-Carol? Carol? -[Carol grunts]
I said, do you want a soda?
The Lord is like a compassionate father to those who fear Him.
We had the most enchanting encounter at the studio this morning.
Are you sure you don't want to go in there and watch it again?
Oh, nonsense, Dick.
This is the first time I've been out of sweats in…
Not usually.
[Johnny inhales]
[both] We're gonna have so much fun.
You're leaving?
-[gasps] -[intense music playing]
It's a game. Stop whining.
I actually… [exhales]