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She invited me to stay over. On the couch, of course.
Wilson King.
I do want my show back.
But you're right.
[boy 1] Whoa!
Yech!
Eugene is a man.
[Tully] Cloud…
You look great. I love your bangs.
-Well, I mean-- -[Carol] No.
No, all good.
-[man 2] And we're out. -[bell rings]
Great segment with Martha. You've met Benedict.
Ugh. It's just this is such a step-down for me.
Marah. Marah!
This isn't a joke.
-[both] Mmm! -[Kate] It's so good.
Johnny?
Yeah, what if I can't get pregnant again?
-…let's go kick some ass. -Let's go.
Steal garbage, make up stories, or even… sleep your way to the top.
Maybe you could show us how it's done, please, sir.
I met Paul Simon. He's super short.
Out!
Governor Binswanger.
You deserve it.
-How much longer? -Not too much longer, sweetie, I promise.
You are 33 years old.
[boys] Night, Mr. Mularkey!
♪ Just like a circle 'round the sun ♪
-It was wonderful to see you. -Hmm.
[chuckles]
My dad and I do really like this one mini golf place, Cappy Putts on Highway 9.
Well, today you are not a housewife.
-♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ -♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
And how they try to break our spirit with conformity.
New business. [exhales]
Because…
and I have just pressed the silent alarm.
What! Come on.
Hi, Mr. Mularkey.
It's not lame. It's beautiful.
[sighs]
Oh, look, I'd love to go mini golfing with you and your dad.
Johnny.
Well, I meant me.
♪ Before I change my mind ♪
You point scorer.
But you know what they will care about?
-I let you down. -Dad, it's okay. I'm right here.
This apartment… Holy shit, Tull!
-Three. Babe. -Three. Three. Sorry, three years.
Wake up, lazy.
But maybe it isn't all their fault.
-Good morning. -Morning, Dick.
[somber music playing]
-[sighs] I missed you. -[Tully] I missed you.
[Marah] I'm gonna go finish my homework.
Dmitri, please take off my apron and burn it.
I didn't have to go.
I think I'm afraid of them.
How you misappropriated company funds when you paid those women off.
♪ Ah! Whoo! ♪
I'm so happy you're here. I can't believe I haven't seen you for a year.
-[chuckles] -It feeds my senses.
I let him in.
[sighs] A restaurant without a kids' menu.
It… It's in the bylaws.
-And this neighborhood, so fancy. -Right! Barely even smells like pee.
[laughs]