Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Unless it's with you.

Yeah, cos you asked me that, I had that in my pocket.

Get a load of this.

Nic's been cooking all morning,

If I annoy you or be a bit of a sort of smug twat,

Who was it that she, um...

You look really fucking good. Shut up.

Fucking purple.

Oh, God. No, please, don't. I'll sort the dishwasher out.

He loves it. Uh-huh.

You all right, mate?

No, I nicked it from work.

He's in his dinosaur... Fucking hell.

Right, give me that.

Will you talk to me? Get off!

Dinner is imminent. "Imminent"?

Cheating bastard! I know. THEY LAUGH

in the pizza oven in the back garden.

It's not a big deal. It's not the time.

What a weird thing to say.

and I've got a meeting tomorrow afternoon.

Oh, she went to, um...

Fucking hell! I know. Who's that?

Yeah, I've got a meeting I need to be fresh for!

Um... What are you doing? Well, we... Ah-bu-bu!

Imminent. That's right. I said it right.

and he'd just find Mum sat there watching a clothes show...

We were just feeding Mr Meowgi.

Are you an android? Like a Black Mirror episode.

And do you know what? I'm going to be a better fucking parent than you,

Can you feel that? Can you feel it? What, the underfloor heating?