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Will you talk to me? Get off!
You all right, mate?
and he'd just find Mum sat there watching a clothes show...
You look really fucking good. Shut up.
Are you an android? Like a Black Mirror episode.
Cheating bastard! I know. THEY LAUGH
and I've got a meeting tomorrow afternoon.
in the pizza oven in the back garden.
Fucking hell! I know. Who's that?
We were just feeding Mr Meowgi.
Imminent. That's right. I said it right.
It's not a big deal. It's not the time.
Are you OK?
Oh, she went to, um...
If I annoy you or be a bit of a sort of smug twat,
Who was it that she, um...
Unless it's with you.
He loves it. Uh-huh.
Um... What are you doing? Well, we... Ah-bu-bu!
Um...
Dinner is imminent. "Imminent"?
Get a load of this.
Bollocks.
He's in his dinosaur... Fucking hell.
Yeah, cos you asked me that, I had that in my pocket.
Oh, God. No, please, don't. I'll sort the dishwasher out.
No!
Can you feel that? Can you feel it? What, the underfloor heating?
Yeah, I've got a meeting I need to be fresh for!
Right, give me that.
No, I nicked it from work.
And do you know what? I'm going to be a better fucking parent than you,
What a weird thing to say.
Nic's been cooking all morning,
What?
Need a hand?
Yes.
Um...
Fucking purple.
Um...