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Dude, you got screwed up by that old-ass man.
What if I tell someone right now?
Or from the ones we make for ourselves.
Said if I bring Jazmine over,
Just keep pretending you blind.
Especially when I wear these sunglasses.
Oh, snap. It's Xzibit.
Looks like money gonna be
BRUH?
Excuse me, Mr. Bitches.
And also the Black Revolutionary Underground Heroes.
I could sing on the show.
please mr heffner call me BITCHES
Just thought you might wanna talk
And get a reverse angle from inside the house.
As you can see, Dorothy is way past her prime.
his favorite rapper, Xzibit,
OMG
Yeah, but I don't mean "bitches" in a disrespectful way.
Do spies normally introduce themselves
Because the truth hurts, Jazmine.
Yeah, good one. Good one.
For real?
Hm.
I had to tell 'em somethin'.
If this house is not done in...
Dr. Bill Cosby.
I bet Xzibit's gonna put, like,
Uh-oh.
The White Shadow.
You two need your own sitcom.
Gentlemen, don't leave. Gentlemen.
You warned them.
and that big-ass tape recorder
Where are we puttin' the fried chicken dispenser?
And I want a toilet seat in the trunk.
? A heart is a house?
♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪
'Cause I be in the streets, you know?
♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪
Okay, let's just leave everything...
One day, you and everyone you know is gonna die.
You wouldn't understand.
♪ The story that just begun ♪
You mean, like the tooth fairy?
But maybe if he had a nicer car,
I've loved and cared for that vehicle for 30 years.
Good-looking, my nigga. My man, Ex-convict.