Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ In fact, he's remarkably fat
♪ A monster of depravity
♪ Is not the experience
♪ He can pick any card from the pack
♪ Magical! Mystical!
♪ Resents familiarity
♪ Seems to beat
♪ Jellicle Cats sing Jellicle Chants
♪ Another night is over
♪ It's so easy to leave me
♪ The Flying Squad's despair
♪ You bow
♪ Let the memory
♪ I have sat by the bedside Of poor little Nell
♪ Who would have ever supposed
♪ You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
♪ When the Night Mail's Ready to depart
♪ Like a grin
♪ And together they started To grumble and wheeze
(DRUM ROLL)
♪ We can assign to happiness
♪ I was beautiful then
♪ Will begin
♪ And a crank to shut The window should you sneeze
Old Deuteronomy?
♪ Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
♪ This is merely our centre Of operation
♪ Jellicle Cats are roly-poly
♪ Grizabella the Glamour Cat
♪ And mutton
♪ As magical Mr Mistoffelees... ♪
♪ The name of this Brummell of cats
♪ There's a man over there With a look of surprise
(LAUGHTER)
♪ The reason, I tell you, Is always the same
♪ And tie it into sailor knots
♪ We had the experience
♪ Macavity's a mystery cat
♪ The Russian, Dutch and Dalmatian And even from China and Spain
♪ "Then the Night Mail just can't go"
♪ We're a notorious couple of cats
♪ For she's A jolly good fellow... ♪
♪ But above and beyond There's still one name left over
♪ And he likes to relate His success on the halls
♪ When I made history
♪ She haunted many a low resort
♪ Are spoken to
♪ The Napoleon of Crime!
♪ And who would ever suppose
♪ And when he looked out Through the bars of the area
♪ But the Great Rumpus Cat?
♪ At one club or another he's found
♪ Up up up up To the Heaviside Layer
♪ Joined into the din with a ♪ Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark
♪ You've heard of Several kinds of cat
♪ What's a Jellicle Cat?
♪ That he's only hunting for mice
♪ Cos there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle
♪ Are proud and implacable Passionate foes
♪ As knockabout clowns Quick-change comedians
(LAUGHING)
♪ And the postman sighed As he scratched his head
♪ He's a cat that cannot be ignored
♪ And there's no doing anything About it
♪ We're quiet enough In the afternoon
♪ I am frequently seen At the gay Stage and Screen
♪ The cat of the railway train
♪ The Great Rumpus Cat ♪
♪ Turn your face to the moonlight
♪ For a similar reason When game is in season