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I'm going to kill him.
No.
I know how important it is to you.
Come on, she was just frowning under direct light.
Oh. Uh, I thought you, um...
Maybe less.
Well, we were all going to go to Casa a Pezzi at 8:00.
But I'm your best friend.
That needlepoint "Bless This Mess" pillow you made for Ted--
How could your parents not know about me?
- Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. - Ted.
this roll is really spicy.
You, uh, want to tell Mom what happened at the bar last night?
Lily calling off the wedding and dumping me?
- No, I'm kind of tired. - Me, too.
you know, the, the...
You went to San Francisco for three months.
I just find it really confusing to be around you right now.
We're not about to break up because of it.
You looked kind of feverish last night.
That's not a real Web site.
What?
- Hello. - Oh, hi.
Well, yeah, I'd say that, too, if I had those skinny little chicken legs.
but it didn't seem very Christmasy.
My dad made out with Wendy the waitress?
Why don't you give the guy a hug?
Oh, absolutely.
I just... I want you to want me to want to have your grandkids.
As a 30th anniversary gift, I had flown my parents to New York for the weekend.
Doesn't matter.
Why do you say that?
You shouldn't have to apologize for them.