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High five.
Well, funny you should ask.
How is that seducing you?
I know.
Way to wreck the curve, kiss-ass.
What do you mean you're divorced? Since when?
I got you a tandem bike.
No.
what a stitch.
I think we're probably both better off trying
Nobody's turned on by men's calves.
Can I help?
I was just stopping by to pick up some of my things.
You know who is a hero?
Why?
I just, I don't... I don't understand.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry you couldn't join us.
Closer to ten, I think.
Anyway, I realize that I left my phone on the bar, so I come back...
you married 30 years ago, not the waitress at the bar last night
The instructor told me to just take deep breaths
Oh, it's wonderful to meet you, Robin.
Meeting you was the highlight of my trip.
Ironic because we both work at a homeless shelter where I serve the food.
I think it was an Irish bar.
I wish your eyeballs would explode.
But he spent months badgering me until I finally gave in.
I can't say I blame you.
Oh, my God...
Yeah.
You know what?
Yeah, it does. Why did you have to throw your magnificent calves at me?