Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know you've all been excited to meet...

Your father's kind of a head-in-the-clouds romantic,

You mean the spa the judge ordered him to go to to quit cocaine?

You think Cerrano's got a shot at the RBI title?

My Dalmatian, Smokey.

So Marshall showed up at brunch with a plan.

It's just I don't think anyone should make the mistake

Okay, now I got to back up all the way to the beginning

the legendary Barney stories you've told them.

There's time for marriage and kids and all that other stuff later.

Now let's talk about the Barney part of the story.

You missed a great game last night. Real squeaker.

Robin, dear. Did I say something to upset you?

I wish your face would melt off.

that were uncomfortable, emotional,

Do you know that when you make up a statistic, you always use "83%"?

Well, why did you have to throw your beautiful boobs at me?

It was wrong not to tell you.

- Hello. - Hello.

Actually, we're cool.