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to put one astronaut in a position
No, I think you changed your hair.
Could be better
Space Force is a bright, shiny new object
One when you're little and in the tub.
Sweetwater, Alabama.
And now, he lives under a bridge like a troll.
-[Tony laughing loudly] -[scattered laughter]
You don't get to drive my vulva!
Well, sometimes it's just not about saving money.
we do keep it frozen and in locked containers.
I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't prepare you for the worst.
[laughter]
Great.
or did you just stroll in there like a white Malia Obama?
Probably hit the gym again.
Not you, General Grabaston.
The project where I grow fur on plants is gone.
Uh... yes.
that will provide such precise forecasts
Pretty words,
Would you two stop saying "panties"?
Yes, I do. And when my snoring wakes my wife, I sleep in it.
Scientists are weird.
Come on. We are putting people's lives at risk
of any of the armed forces.
If you want specifics, we are developing a new climate satellite
Adrian, here's the deal.
What am I supposed to do here?
but they are both equally on the same team."
No one gets in without ID.
[women chanting] You don't get to drive my vulva!
to a hearing on military waste?
This is an affront.
Where is my rat blood pressure research funding?
Oh, and that's where we store the vibranium that we stole from Wakanda.
Hey, Scraps. See any joints laying around that we could smoke?
in the pursuit of science to solve our many problems.
You're talking! He's gotta fly!
for what they did to your satellite, a little ground-and-pound...
We better take care of this planet and the people who live here.
she's wearing those type of panties than no panties at all.
About as healthy as a bowl of grape ice cream, too.