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And what's "Scraps"?
Okay!
Does all your authority on base transfer to me while you're gone?
Naird is a brute.
Oh, hey, I don't need to know.
No mention of rats, mice, rodents,
[Mallory pops mouth]
That was a joke. She's joking, of course.
General Patton.
-Mm-- -What?
I've seen you taking a bath.
You know, since you're responsible for moving us to this hellhole
I just hope that our monkey doesn't crack under Chinese interrogation.
Sometimes it is, when it's a budget hearing.
[Yuri] Hey, baby!
To sum up,
if all you care about is money.
Prepare to have your mind blown.
With your skinny butt, you're probably gonna make more selling soft serve.
I mean Space Force.
Tap-tap.
Tell us about that.
Yeah. Bye.
I always thought that you were a tampon.
Oh, that is until you eat enough soft serve
Hey.
No, no! This is Space Force!
Well, I could confirm that if he presented some ID.
A human being who is battling fear
Panties.
I mean, he's gotta be the nicest of all the creepy older Russian dudes
They actually make panties that don't show panty lines.
Mm.
And why are all my pages redacted?
Oh, I'm sorry. I bet you wish you didn't flip off your teacher now, huh?
to the riches devoted to turning space into an orgy of death.
[taps table twice]
Imagine lab coats telling us how to invade Iraq.