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I feel you overthinking this hearing.
Earning your pay.
The committee recognizes the congresswoman from New York,
-[Yuri] Exactly, uh, right. -Okay.
Nothing manlier, if you ask me.
They're gonna embrace us with open arms.
I appreciate the offer, but we're good.
of the food of their choice at each resupply.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What, you don't think I could have any valid thoughts about expenditures?
The man is about to grill you. Let him bring it in for the real thing.
rodent blood pressure tests?
He is just a pain in the ass.
Do you also own a van, you fucking creep?
-That is top secret. -Yes, I can see that.
And also, your father?
potentially saving tens of thousands of American lives
All due respect, but under General Grabaston,
[inhales sharply]
Okay? I even pretended to like hunting.
Oh, it's disgusting, all right.
Cheap generals are like cheap enchiladas.
So, the story behind "Scraps" is--
so I planted drugs in his desk.
And all because of you.
You know, one time, my history teacher gave me a "C,"
believes in "good for all."
Ma'am.
Change of plans. I would like you to keep an eye on my daughter today.
"One small snack for a man, one large soda for mankind."
-Yeah. -[Erin] Okay.
Uh, and that will be used...
Sir, ready to go to the tarmac?
[clears throat] Your head scientist is nodding.
[softly] Tap-tap.
[safety clicks]
Hey. You two. Get back here.
Makes you a little untrustworthy.
Wouldn't you agree?
and let the Chinese slide their chopsticks up our buttholes.
-Whoops. -What do you mean, "whoops"?
with ostrich leather seats?
[clears throat] Tap-tap.