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Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.
Well, no one asked you.
Which I will never throw my mail into again.
Boyle, call an ambulance.
How would you even get a bed in here?
Ugh!
Because our moms both worked, and...
I only said "kiddo" to soften the blow, kiddo.
[imitating gina] "grow up, jake."
Oh, murphy bed.
Well, it's possible I missed a letter,
I'm psyched to be hanging like this, old-school stylez.
'cause it's so cheap.
Yep.
For screwing this whole thing up.
[shady music]
It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.
[music stops] okay, you also purchased
"Gina just offered to buy nana's apartment"
Jake, I cannot believe
Your massage chair is on.
Excuse me, captain.
[laughs]
Yes, sir.
Sorry, girl.
Jake, the co-op board meeting was an hour ago.
[sighs shakily] um...
Since she passed away 'cause it's rent-controlled,
And I intend to use it as a down payment on a mortgage.
When did everyone decide to become an adult?
When he goes to the gym,
See ya.
All I have are my grandma's old klezmer records,
And I'm glad that I still own this place
You love that apartment, and you said so yourself.
And I am so sure of that,
Did you get my report on the finley murder?
You wanted to see me, sirs?
I'm gonna be homeless.
I'm tom selleck. Park my chopper on the beach.