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Is that you have a debilitating spending problem.
[gasps] "bags of ziti?"
Old-school styles.
Can I interest you in an ice-cold foh-dy?
And loose hair.
Thanks?
I'm too competitive, prone to jealousy,
But that's not right,
Both, in slow-motion: Noooo!
I'd make an amazing prostitute.
For that romantic pig colon dinner.
Okay, well,
But when you grab the hair, it breaks apart.
Come on, gina, how awesome is that?
But I forgot to close the door,
It sounds like joy behar falling down some stairs.
Second, this isn't the only apartment in the city.
I've lost control of my squad.
Yeah, I tried that.
Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.
Go solve your housing crisis.
"empanadas, atlantic city, birth control."
Your shame cigarettes.
Now, I have a question for you:
Okay, sit down, sergeant.
So talk to me, goose. How we lookin'?
But it's almost effortless.
Are you ready for your self-evaluation?
With my police friends,
But now the building's going co-op,
All I have are my Grandma's old klezmer records.
[gasps]
Just venting a little. I-I appreciate--
I mean, I know you were born in your fifties,
No spoilers.
Look, I was mad at you
A proud...
Son.
No. Look.
Hair in your mouth
[sighs heavily] we didn't have fathers
I'm only 33, so--
You know?
So I have 72 arrests,
I eat scully's lunch every day.
You suck at throwing away your secret lists.
I felt stupid, so I acted out.
What would you say holt thinks my biggest flaw is?
Ohhh, next Friday's a little tough for me.
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