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You did.
After my second husband shot me the second time,
So I let them have their reunion date
Are you giving me orders?
Are you back on meth?
Yeah, well Tracy is my busin... Ow!
I hope Tracy doesn't come home for months.
"My Single Is Dropping" is not just about a single dropping.
As you know My new base “my base is dropping” is dropping
So, he can stay in Africa for as long as he wants.
and I don't know what would change that!
Do you know how much of my time he wastes?
Farts
Since Tracy is off helping people in Africa,
My single is called "My Single is Dropping".
where you do matchmaking for wealthy dogs.
Drama, crying,
And back then, football players went both ways.
Really? So, you "went both ways"?
I'm contractually obligated to pull out some bitch's weave
That's some white nonsense.
Am I the waiter?
once a year for an hour atop a mountain in Switzerland.
Are you wearing handcuffs, Tracy?
No, I just thought you would be on my side.
Write it yourself.
Sho 'nuff?
You are.
Are you trying to trick Tracy into coming home?
NBC could not be happier about "Queen of Jordan."
What could have happened to me when I was 14
"Going both ways" in football means playing offense and defense.
You did!
I was so worried I forgot to write the rest of this letter.
Jennas. Side, "genocide." I'm not hearing it, Liz.
You heard me, Portia!