Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[IN NORMAL VOICE] It just came to me. - Where did that come from?
[NICK COUGHING AND HACKING]
No, it's... Look, nobody does an on-screen death like Anthony Eds.
What are you doing? Your arms are hot but your neck is cold?
Those guys are so much fun!
WINSTON: You're a corpse for sure. - Behold.
- This is so crazy, Nick. - Oh, my God, you know what we should do?
Hopefully, you do too.
- Just like Nick Miller. - Look at that!
I wanna care about something as much as you do about ruining his life.
- Okay... - You think that I want to work...
Like a Jewish Peter Pan. Petya Pan. Peiter Pan.
I will never stop trying. I don't care if I have to do a billion burpees.
...he must have meant, "You," meaning me...
Don't worry, my mom can throw that dress in with my laundry next time she's here.
You don't have a pranking sweet spot.
Hey, Mr. Belvedere, there's two guys outside...
When's the Olympics, right, guys?
And turn that nonsense down!
What's up? Schmidt.
Jess, you've gotta help me help them forget how old I am.
Hey. Let's pour a little juice near her shoe.
Watch. Every time you say something, they're gonna change the subject immediately.
Can you imagine how much we'd get done...
Who wants to start an arcade fire?
- My life sucks so much right now. - Ha, ha.
We don't care if you stole your catchphrase from some low-budget web series.
...I spent two days pouring urine on a grown man's sheets.
What up, yo? Throw your damn hands up. We hanging out tonight?
They're not that great. Last night, Chaz and Sutton got in a fight.
Zander and Raj went to Pate's thing so tonight's been notched down to a chill hang.
A smile class.
- Goose dies? - Not cool, man.
- Ga-gunk! Ga-gunk! - On the nose.
Oh, my God, you guys, are we the dish un-washers?