Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You got beer on her, man.

...or one large party-size casserole?

You too, Schmidt.

- What? - I can't take this anymore.

...because they weren't judging me for "not crushing it."

There's no time for sleep.

- Flowy. - Really curly.

TGIF marathon on tonight.

It is perfectly fine to watch TV all day.

Those kids with the found furniture and no TV because it's cool?

You either go way too small...

Jess, do you wanna hula-hoop with me all night-slash-forever?

- Double check. NICK: I like getting older.

- You should come over. - Yeah.

- Come on. - Not even in my darkest moments did I do Urkel.

But I gotta follow my passion.

...what I was doing and I told it that I was crushing it.

Here, sit down, relax, watch some TV.

Today I got a locker and in 18 months I'm gonna roll into some sweet dental coverage.

Minus one year if you frequently question your career choice. Check.

How did you come up with that? Where'd you get that?

Yes, it has "old" in the title, and yes, it's all over my body.