Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No way! - What?

He's like the Hilary Swank of bald men.

- All right. - Thank you, though.

What are you guys doing, huh? What is that?

Sometimes up close... art is messy

Come on, guys, just tighten up, all right? Think young. What the hell is that smell?

If it makes you feel better...

SCHMIDT: Sure. NICK: You've kind of gotten under my skin.

That decrepit thing that just walked by, now, that's old.

...when given the ball and in the game of life, this job is the pigskin.

SCHMIDT: I'm gonna set a PR tonight. - Well, he's not...

CHAZ: If we move to Prague, should I paint my nails black?

- I am constz-to-the-pizzo. JESS: Hmm?

And in summation, I feel...

That's how you tell if people hate you.

- You're not old. - Then how do you explain this?

JESS: They think I made those up.

I crushed it all day today, then I crushed it some more, and then it asked me...