Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[GROUP CHATTERING]
Uh! Washer, washer, washer.
[ALL LAUGH]
I live here too. What are your names...? Schmidt!
The Asserole Shanty
What is happening?
You were supposed to teach me how to be cool. Look what I'm wearing.
- How come there's no dish dryer? FIFE: Or un-washer?
Schmidt, what are you doing?
A world where it's okay that I'm still finding myself.
[WHISPERS] I took a photo of the wall, shrunk it down, made a copy at an architect's office.
I've never seen you work this hard at anything ever.
At least I own a trash can.
They don't hate me because I'm old, it's because of my personality.
The men in suits here, the professionals...
CHAZ: Jess, what are you talking about? - I did not make up:
He was all over the map. He spent 20 minutes talking about aioli.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
BRORIE: I can't take it!
Would you like to know what I did at my job?
Your chicken broccoli fuels my night bikes.
This is not the outfit we talked about. You way overshot it.
Hey, we just moved in across the hall.
...and make him think he's incontinent.
hj hh
SCHMIDT: Cool. - I'll just put these in...
I try on four different pairs of shoes with every outfit, rain or shine. You know that.
- Why not? - Because...
- Is this accurate? - No, no, no, Winston.
...and we gotta hold on to it. - You're so right.