Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I've actually been working on something. - A résumé, maybe?

JESS: Ugh. Shut up. - Are you measuring yourself like a little boy?

And damn it, I'm in the red zone.

I'm good on bean!

...we're having some people over to hang and it might get a little loud.

Jumping around to your hippity-hop?

Classic cologne fight.

- I think I may have died four years ago. NICK: Oh, yeah? That sucks.

...stay away." - You're six months younger than me, Schmidt.

I mean, I've been running the numbers on this, I think I spent 1200 to 1300 dollars.

What do you guys think about the length of my sideburns?

- What? - And I was under budget.

- Because I am. - You're the worst at pranks in the whole world.

CHAZ: No. - You're just figuring it out.

- It's Old Spice. - Old Spice?

...African-American nerd. - Don't press the button.

He's gonna get his old on you.

I don't care, but yay.

SCHMIDT: Party, hip-hop, what's going on, kids? Let's party.

This prescription is blurry.

[IMITATES URKEL] Did I do that?

African American male, life expectancy...

You're gonna prank him, aren't you? I knew it. You're gonna prank him.

What you talking about? Look at that. I'm being ironic.

We're having another hang tonight, Jess. We got chokes, hula hoop, sitar.

[IMITATES URKEL] Did I do that?

You're Watching New Girl On City

Well, look, if that's the comptroller's timeline, then that's the comptroller's timeline.

You know what, it's fine. I'll wash it myself.

Do you think I wanted to stop teaching?

Boom! Primetime for truckers.

I'm pretty sure I know how to crush it with the kids.