Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- There are no pranking movies. - Yet. Get out of here.

- Uh, yes. - Well, you know what, you were right.

- What do you do? - I work at home.

You didn't listen to anything I said. I told you to stop trying so hard.

- Is that Cass Shant? - Casserole Shanty? That's where I work.

Keep this crap out of my yard!

JESS: Guys! - Shh!

We gotta find the passion we have in life...

I mean, there's gotta be something.

Taking your drug pills and smoking your hash stick?

- No. [IMITATES WILLIE TANNER] Oh, ALF!

It's too small. You've got to go bigger than that.

Is that Top Gun? Oh, look at that. Look at Anthony Eds. The Goose Man.

...but if you track my current trajectory, I'm clearly gonna live till I'm 123 years old.

Or you go way too big.

I spend 49.95 a month on a subscription to an inaccurate real-time actuarial service.

SCHMIDT: They're gonna hear! Stop it!

What happened to the inspiring, visor-less Jess?

I'm very happy to help.