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Oh, she's coming down.
After sex, I'm not talking to you.
(wheels rattling)
Thanks, Dad.
And?
Hoisting a bag.
(grunting)
Delusional? OF COURSE WE'RE DELUSIONAL!!!! Do You Know How Hard It Is To Stay Positive All The Time When All You Did Was Complain,Complain,Complain! Jiminy Mother-Loving Toaster Strudel! Do You Think We Have All The Answers? Of course We don't! We Can't Even Find The Back of our own mind!
No more TV for you. Taco Bell instead of Popeyes. Bologna with grandpa. Bologna with uncle Mike.
Which means no Time Squad! No Happy Feet! No Mulan! No Seinfeld! No Pelswick! And no Charlotte's Web!
Read the paper.
Birdo! How Dare You Turn GoAnimate Into Disney Now! That's It! You Are Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded! No Disney Now! No DreamWorks! No Disney+! No Talking Kitty Cat! No YouTube!
No more TV for you. Taco Bell instead of Popeyes. Little Einsteins on Disney channel. Little Einsteins on NBC 30. Bologna with grandpa. Bologna with uncle Mike.
Hello? Hollywood?
(grunting)
No more City Boy for you.
Jeff, why would you do that? Daddy, I'ma keep throwing stuff, until you buy me that game!
Bart? Bart who?
I can build one of those things from the crap in my desk.
Bart Simpson how dare you stole Peppa Pig's Pizza that's it you're grounded grounded grounded no TV and fortnite and Minecraft and Pokemon and coloring go to your stupid room Waaaaaaa I hate you damm Marge and homer
(tires screeching)
There's no such thing as prayer blocks.
(laughs)
Narrator: How will the springfielder of the future get around town?
I once waited an hour and a half for a haircut.
You don't get to relax
Grape soda-- shaken, not stirred.
You want to buy the movie rights to this incredible story?
(gasping)
(birds chirping)
I'm going to find my husband.
Destroy the school, eh?
You started 30 seconds ago.
Thank you.
(beep)