Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. I've made copies of Leslie's daily work schedule,

use hand sanitizer...

And often. Thank you, I'll be here all week!

Hip Hop Abs dance fitness DVD?

and everyone's gonna do Santa for two hours,

You got that? Yeah.

No. Nothing wrong.

I will admit that the rumors of our affair are indeed false.

Reorganization of Local Auditing Systems.

According to unconfirmed reports in the Pawnee Sun,

who doesn't love diamonds.

Hi, this is Leslie Knope, and I would like Joan

We now go live to Councilman Bill Dexhart,

I thought it'd be more exciting!

I've been thinking about your gay boyfriend all day.

What are we talking about?

What's so funny? Oh.

Yeah, bitch, give me more of them blood diamonds!

Like assless chaps? You know what? Forget it.

That's a really big deal. It is. Thank you.

I'm not scared. I got nothing to apologize for.

I am assuming this is about my performance

Oh, um, I gave her the day off, Paul. Thought that was best.

that you've had sex with a married councilman.

We may not be big And our mayor wears a wig

6:00 p.m., caroling with the youth choir,

Councilman Dexhart wants to meet with you at 9:00 p. M., the Boardwalk Lounge.

Leslie, it's the Pawnee Sun. It's a tabloid.

This is awesome!

We just received these exclusive photos.

I don't understand why I'm on trial here.