Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

To be honest, being linked to Leslie

The fact is, we never slept together,

and any time you see two women standing very close to each other...

Councilman, with all due respect, get a grip.

First idea, spray tan gift certificates.

What? That is a total lie.

and that doesn't sound like you.

My God! ... with Leslie Knope...

for the first time the tree lighting will be simulcast on the radio listening to that tree lighting is gonna be dope!

We do not have a private life!

Good call. I didn't think of that.

That's the nicest gift anybody's ever... Is that good?

Even the super left-wing chicks that saw Blood Diamond and cried,

is a lot less damning than the real story.

I want you to hold a press conference and clear my name.

It's like she's sending him a message that she's ready for childbearing.

I'm not afraid to say anything. Okay? I have nothing to hide.

I'm gonna come up with something really, really good.

Maybe 18 months. And I was kind of hoping

Because... I don't know. There's no one else to ask.

You've got nothing to lose. I'm very good.

We're looking at Councilman Dexhart... Leslie, you should see this.

This is not us This is us

and, "The Parks lady boned Dexhart,"

And that man would be the vice president, and I would be the president.