Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We got called up to active duty. I ship out in four days.

that it involves multiple women, a love child,

Hey, have you figured out what you're getting Ann for Christmas?

Oh! Hi! How was your meeting?

Who told you? Was it the babysitter?

I got the babysitter pregnant,

Fellas love that

And the other guy was like, "Me neither."

Okay. We've been over this. If you're worried about swine flu,

Why not? What's in it for you?

Whoever wants to talk, go ahead, and we'll be out of here in a tight 15.

And he's now about to shake hands with Leslie Knope,

Take it from me, denying only makes things worse.

The mystery woman who met with Councilman Dexhart last night

appears to be a government employee named Leslie Norp.

Which I did. And it's awesome.

I have got some awesome ideas.

Okay, you know how people say that you should give gifts

Oh, Leslie? Well, yeah. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.

then when she was in the delivery room, I had sex with not one,

Yeah? That's a terrible gift.

Who told me? Mmm-hmm.

and if we did, you would have proof,

I think we can manage.

The big issue now is, who is this mystery woman?

To the raccoons' delight.

We can't have raccoons for the Christmas thing.

This could not be more perfect if I had planned it myself.

Yes, there is a last one, and it's a doozie.

I thought you did great.