Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I took lessons when I was a kid. I'm actually pretty good.

then you've got... Yes, I'll hold.

Now, which one of them told you? Was it the liver lady?

Serbian: Yeah bitch! Gimme some of them genocides!

ever, in my whole life.

before you get in your costume,

When you get all feisty like that, it gets my heart racing.

I'm expected at two different maternity wards.

I want to know who told you.

This exclusive story, there is no mole on Miss Knope!

You've got it wrong.

She's a... We're... Four. Three.

I don't know. I just want to see if I can do it.

Oh, God! Is something wrong with the tree?

I know how to surf.

"Make them extra bloody." Trust me.

I found a sandwich in one of your parks,

Okay. Why are you asking me?

If I ever see that guy, I'm gonna punch him right in the face.

Dude! You remembered me complaining about my computer bag!

I already have the swine flu. I'm worried about the turtle flu.

But at least the raccoon infestation is under control

It was fine. Pretty straightforward.

to go to the bathroom, so we can avoid what happened last year.

and I didn't get him anything.

Care to comment on stolen-joke-gate?