Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, my name is Ron. You don't need to know my last name.

Councilman Dexhart? I'm Leslie Knope.

who's giving a press conference about his sex scandal.

Oh, my God! Really? What have you heard?

Here, Joan. Why don't you look for yourself?

Pawnee is a city that ain't very pretty

They'll hunt the kids for sport.

There's no mole. There is no mole.

Well, I guess it's your word against his. That's right.

nurses, rabbis, priests...

Well, I... No one... I haven't... I haven't heard any of this,

Some people are saying this isn't the first time

and that's all I'm gonna say about the matter.

I'd never even met Councilman Dexhart before yesterday,

from some panicky morning joggers.

and, "Of course she did, she's totally good to go."

Leslie, I don't know if this is important or not,

as well as a woman whose husband was getting a liver transplant. Mmm.

Gotten me in my life! Yes! Is that good? Come here.

Like, on a permanent type basis.

You know what? That's a really good idea. Let's bring him out!

Leslie, my first question has to be, when did the affair start?

Let's skip that one. They can buy their own beer.

and it was reported on for over a year.

But it's almost 9:00. It should've been lighted up an hour ago.

And one guy was like, "I wouldn't hit that."

I actually got you a second gift.

So you'll be making the presentation then, Ron?

Well, I don't know, it's kind of a weird question.

You don't have to.

Diamonds? There isn't a woman alive

All right, sorted out that payroll issue, this is done.