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-They've taken away my powers. -What?
Two bloody stumps, number 1 1 .
Take a look at my yearly planner.
♪ Nanageddon's coming Bringing demons in her wake
He's guilty. It is written in the Law of the Shaman
Alex you SLAGGGGGGGGGG
The moon big inside the tube.
(GUNSHOT)
Yeah. Right, use it sparingly, yeah?
-I'm from the Board of Shaman. -I'm taking this to Naboo.
I told you not to look in the book, but you had to have a little look, didn't you?
Your powers must be revoked and your familiar impounded until further notice.
-It's a bit thin, isn't it? -It's not thin, it's fine.
and he look in the tube
(SCATTING)
Where's that Resolve? I've got a blinder.
When does he come? Two days into the calendar month. He's useless.
number 84.
If you need to move me around, I slot in the back like a peanut.
I'm trying to look like a nana who was quite saucy in the '50s.
I'm going to have to turn my back on you now once and for all.
It's a simple question, left or right.
I bet that lets you into a few secrets.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
I killed a swan yesterday.
-Is this a joke? -Erm....
-He must be punished. -He must be punished.
♪ Little Jimmy crying Got a needle in his head ♪
We're gonna have to go all the way round now 'cause it's a one-way deal.
Right, er...have you got a copy of that book?
This is rubbish.
What are we going to do? He's in a right state.
♪ You know I'd do most anything for you
-Yeah, I mean, who did we have last week? -Hitler.
You know what this means?
Ladies.
-What? -You know, good for your digestive system.
-How was the Rollerdisco? -I was on fire, banging out tune after tune.
Kalamanoohuh!