Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU ONLY HAD TO SAY ONE WORD IN HUNGARIAN -- "WELCOME."
YOUR UNIFORMS ARE GREAT, AND PEOPLE KNOWING YOU CAN HELP.
GOT IT. OKAY, GREAT. COULD YOU, UM...
LET'S GO! WE'LL BE BACK.
Trix, is that you?
YES, APPARENTLY, SO.
AND THEY HAD TINY WREATHS HANGING FROM EVERY DOORKNOB
WELL, LOOK AT IT! I AM. I LIKE IT.
OH, YES. YOU ARE.
THAT SAYS SOMETHING. WHAT DOES IT SAY?
SHE GOT AWAY FROM ME. BUY A STRONGER LEASH.
OF COURSE. YOU THINK YOU WOULDN'T BE INVITED?
I DO. I'M SURE.
SORRY. YEAH, UH, SORRY.
REMIND HER THAT SHE CAN REHEARSE IN OUR GARAGE,
DO YOU HAVE A PEN?
WAS IN YOUR LIFE ISN'T THERE ANYMORE.
Do not answer that.
IF I SLIP HIM A QUAALUDE, MAYBE. THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD.
I WANT A PLAY-BY-PLAY OF THE CARNIVAL TONIGHT.
I THOUGHT GRAN WAS GONNA LUNGE ACROSS THE TABLE AT HER.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR UNIFORMS? NOTHING.
FOR NOT SENDING YOU OUTTA TOWN SO I COULD REDECORATE!
HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT?
YOU'RE KIDDING. I THOUGHT SHE GOT ARRESTED.
HOWEVER, IT DID ALSO HAPPEN TO COINCIDE
THEY WERE FINE TENANTS -- TOOK WONDERFUL CARE OF THE PLACE.
WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS?
DO YOU WASH YOUR HAIR?
AS SOON AS I GET SETTLED,
EVERYTHING WAS RED AND SILVER, AND THERE WAS EGGNOG.
YES, I DO.
YOU'RE NOT MAD? NOPE. NOT MAD AT ALL.
YOU'RE A JERK, IF YOU WANNA PLAY LIKE THIS, FINE.
THE PROM BIDS WON'T BE READY
NEED SOME HELP WITH THE BIG WORDS?
CUSTARD'S FINE. THERE'S MORE.
AND IT'S LUMPY. PERFECT.
I'M SO THERE. JAMIE'S A LUCKY MAN.
MMM, VERY IMPRESSIVE.
THE FACT THAT I TOTALLY SUCK AT BUYING MY FATHER PRESENTS.
I THINK IT HAD A GUN. WHAT ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW?
I WAS A LITTLE PROUD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IF I MAY, I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
AND VARIOUS MARZIPAN FRUITS MADE BY CLOISTERED NUNS IN TOLEDO.
I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA. I'M -- I'M THRILLED.
EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG IN YOUR LIFE IS MY FAULT.
Why would she do that? I don't know.
FOR THE PAST YEAR,
THIS WEEK OFF, NEXT WEEK WE'LL RETURN TO TWICE A WEEK, OKAY?
SO NOW THAT KORN HAS MOVED OUT OF MY HOUSE,
FOR THE WADSWORTH MANSION,
Oh. Were we coming?
DO YOU THINK RORY WANTS SOME POPCORN?
WHO'D LOVE A NICE TELESCOPE, SAY "AYE."
ONE BITE. SO, HOW'S CLARA'S HORSEBACK-RIDING LESSONS GOING?
I'D LOVE IT! FINE.
WHAT DID HE TALK ABOUT? ASK LOUISE.
YOU CAN DO MORE.
YOU DO KNOW SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT STATE IS A FOUR-YEAR COLLEGE?
YOU'RE WELL? I'M WELL.
HOW ARE YOU?
YOU MAY, BUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER WON'T.
YOU WANT ME TO FIND SOMETHING? YOU WOULD DO THAT?
IS TERRIBLE MIGHT'VE HURT MY FEELINGS, BUT NOT ANYMORE.
[ WHIMPERS ]
SOME OUTINGS YOU MIGHT ENJOY.
HOW ABOUT I BEAT YOU AT ICE BOWLING?
HE WAS GETTING CLARA ONE. YOU GUYS TALKING?
I DO. MMM, WHO?
LIKE WHAT? LIKE THIS COUCH.