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Hi, everybody! Are you looking for a way to slash the cost...
- You are highly skilled... - [ Sighs ]
What if they botch it? I won't have a dad... for a while.
D'oh! [ Screams ]
Whoo-hoo! Look at that blubber fly!
- as a constant reminder of our marital vows. - Ohh. Kids?
- Oh, good. Cancel the ham. - D'oh!
- ####[Reggae] - [ Screaming ]
you crossed out "3" and wrote "0."
Frankly, I can see an upside to it. [ Laughing ]
Canada, Sweden, Great Britain-- well, all of Europe.
All right, boys, time to bag us a cattle rustler.
But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay.
All we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect.
- [ Snoring ] - Now, if something should go wrong...
[Whistle Blowing]
Uh, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake.
All right, Dad!
Look at that pig stuffing his face with doughnuts on my time!
[ Siren Wailing ]
Oh, no. Quite the opposite.
Hey, Look. I can fit my entire fist in here.
And to make sure I want to be stuffed and put on the couch
Mmm. Ham.
- [ Bones Cracking ] - Ah! No! Blood! Ugh!
- Oh, I'm no good at this. - [ Whispering ]
Now, I know I haven't been the best Christian.
Your indolence is inefficacious!
the same transportation used by dahmer
Could you dumb it down a shade?
and Sweatin' to the Oldies, volumes one, two and four.
Have I deposited any $50,000 checks that haven’t cleared yet?
Oh shit Cowboy boots are in my purse
probably has schuman farms heads inside