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I’d rather stick needles in my eyes
-I can't believe you'd ask me to do that. -You said no strings.
Wednesday.
So why didn't you ask me?
Unrecognizable? Ridiculous?
I was thinking maybe this isn't such a good idea.
-You know what you need? -A bullet to the head?
I suppose every artist needs a muse.
-Come on. -You got it? Take it.
♪ When I show up ♪
Don't you want eyes and ears behind those ivy-covered walls?
She will.
♪ Yeah, the city is a jungle And I'm a beast ♪
[jauntily macabre music playing]
You need something that screams,
I know the chances of her asking me are next to zero, but I don't care.
What are you doing?
[music halts]
[Wednesday] Sometimes intentions melt in the face of unexpected opportunity.
Xavier.
The first one a kidney, the second a finger--
[gasps]
And if she never does?
Since neither you nor I have a date to the dance--
And your art seems to have a recurring motif.
Thursday, 7:23 p.m. The body is that of a 50-year-old male.
Best guess, they used a surgical saw.
Speaking of which, are you going to the Rave'N this weekend?
But I do still need volunteers for the decorating committee.
Fetch the smelling salts.
Wednesday totally busted out of her cocoon.
And I know just the place!
We need to do this.
♪ Come on, hold on Tell me if you're ready ♪
and that's a dried blood sample from a potential suspect.
Welcome to this year's Rave'N!
Have you seen a left foot anywhere?
No, it never is with you, is it?
No.
I'll probably do that anyway.
That's a shame. I brought my pocket mace.
[upbeat pop music playing]
This place is ground zero for horny gypsy moths.
-This is Tyler-- -Galpin.
Cute brunette who needs to rethink her spray tan.
I got your invite.
Eugene!
Run the test first, then I'll explain everything.
[high-pitched ringing]
[weary tap]
I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.
[electro-pop music playing]
[scoffs] To try and cover.
The dance committee's suggesting all white to match the theme,
He could never fully trust me.
I thought you should see this
[Xavier grunts]
[insects chirruping]
[espresso machine whirring]