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IT’’S BASEBALL SEASON..

You've got guts galore threatening me with losing custody.

Would Miss McGrath care to make a statement...

- We're still going to meet with Walker? - Yeah, first thing Monday morning.

If the position has been filled, there's nothing I can do about it.

It was a great game.

Ain't no thing, baby. I'm just a football fan.

I got sick of losing every week.

And now I have a van and I wish I had a Valiant!

We're four points behind. We can push right past them, right?

What the hell is going on? Who let you use my uniform?

- What's this? - These are your playbooks.

get my dad on the phone. I want to tell him what I think about Chatham.

I'm sorry to barge in like this, but I heard about the little job change.

He arranged for a job for Miss McGrath at a very fine school...

And your mama say, You ugly, hey!

She's crazy if she thinks she can beat Trumaine or Cerulo.

She would, Your Honor.

Jeannie, you may go. Alice, you'll stay here and eat your dinner.

Because if you don't, they'll see it in your face.

Now, sit down, turkeys!

You wanted the van.

- Fine. - Good.

- It's nonalcoholic. - I don't want to hear about it.

which their daughters would attend.

- I'll do it for $10. - Keep your fat ass out of this!

She just doesn't care.

Then give up. Quit your job here and teach at Chatham.

you've got to hand off to the fullback...

I only got a few more days before I get my hands on her.

This stuff with lawyers, and letters going back and forth...

Go ahead. Punch each other's head off. Doesn't make any difference.

You gonna stomp tonight Hey, hey, hey

You're all right, son. Get up. You got 20 minutes to shake it off.

- Coach, it's nonalcoholic. - It's plenty alcoholic.

You give it to Trumaine. Trumaine, you run upfield, okay?

It's nobody's fault. They're champions, and we're dildos.

Nick Martinelli went in for a double hernia.

It's a victory party, Frank. We won against Dearborn.

You better... ...”knot” mention that again, you cocksucker!

So you've got to read the outside linebacker.

We're going to go red right, snake motion, quarterback draw. On two.

Knock his dick in the dirt!

How did your folks let you get like this?

All right. I don't intend to coach a bunch of losers.

Forget the past.

See what you did, man?

if it please the court, it's wrong to take Marian and Alice away from Coach.

The Cougars are dicks!

I love this play.

- You get my van back. - No problem. Now, shut up.

We gather tonight...

I really need to find Levander.

I tell you what, run it by Dan Darwell.

Assuming you make the AII-City Championship, that is.

Did you ask your uncle before you took his car?

So, you're the coach.

"We owe you. Love from your pussies. "

I ain't got time for football. I'm working on another career.

I'll bet you $50 the coach outruns them.

Cheap mascara. Now get out of here.

Get her down. We'll do this later.

What did you say, Coach?

I'll cheer. Maybe you'd like to take them for the second half.

If you're as good as your stats say...

No drinking! Hand it over.

Joann Just so you know…

Why don't you eat shit and die?

- Hi, Dan. - Moll.

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly! What? What? You ugly!

I got hungry, so I fixed myself dinner.

Here's his number. Ben Edwards.

You want some advice?

"I don't like my ex-wife teaching in the ghetto?"