Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got sick of losing every week.
I'll bet you $50 the coach outruns them.
So, you're the coach.
How did your folks let you get like this?
- Fine. - Good.
I'll cheer. Maybe you'd like to take them for the second half.
- We're still going to meet with Walker? - Yeah, first thing Monday morning.
It was a great game.
What the hell is going on? Who let you use my uniform?
I tell you what, run it by Dan Darwell.
Nick Martinelli went in for a double hernia.
I ain't got time for football. I'm working on another career.
- It's nonalcoholic. - I don't want to hear about it.
It's nobody's fault. They're champions, and we're dildos.
Why don't you eat shit and die?
Get out there!
get my dad on the phone. I want to tell him what I think about Chatham.
Turn it out!
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly! What? What? You ugly!
We're four points behind. We can push right past them, right?
Forget the past.
Because if you don't, they'll see it in your face.
Here's his number. Ben Edwards.
Jeannie, you may go. Alice, you'll stay here and eat your dinner.
And now I have a van and I wish I had a Valiant!
So you've got to read the outside linebacker.
Line up fast!
You wanted the van.
You give it to Trumaine. Trumaine, you run upfield, okay?
Riiight
Ain't no thing, baby. I'm just a football fan.
If the position has been filled, there's nothing I can do about it.
We're going to go red right, snake motion, quarterback draw. On two.
No drinking! Hand it over.
Get her down. We'll do this later.
She just doesn't care.
I got hungry, so I fixed myself dinner.
Go ahead. Punch each other's head off. Doesn't make any difference.
which their daughters would attend.
Oh, God!
Time!
And your mama say, You ugly, hey!
I only got a few more days before I get my hands on her.
You better... ...”knot” mention that again, you cocksucker!
I really need to find Levander.
You've got guts galore threatening me with losing custody.
- You get my van back. - No problem. Now, shut up.
We gather tonight...
"I don't like my ex-wife teaching in the ghetto?"
I love this play.
What did you say, Coach?
What is it?
Then give up. Quit your job here and teach at Chatham.
Assuming you make the AII-City Championship, that is.
If you're as good as your stats say...
if it please the court, it's wrong to take Marian and Alice away from Coach.
You gonna stomp tonight Hey, hey, hey
Would Miss McGrath care to make a statement...
I'm sorry to barge in like this, but I heard about the little job change.
She's crazy if she thinks she can beat Trumaine or Cerulo.
She would, Your Honor.
IT’’S BASEBALL SEASON..
You're all right, son. Get up. You got 20 minutes to shake it off.
Do what?
Frank
"We owe you. Love from your pussies. "
"Coach.
Knock his dick in the dirt!
The Cougars are dicks!
This stuff with lawyers, and letters going back and forth...
All right. I don't intend to coach a bunch of losers.
He arranged for a job for Miss McGrath at a very fine school...
Frank?
It's a victory party, Frank. We won against Dearborn.
Did you ask your uncle before you took his car?
Joann Just so you know…
- Hi, Dan. - Moll.
- I'll do it for $10. - Keep your fat ass out of this!
- What's this? - These are your playbooks.
- Coach, it's nonalcoholic. - It's plenty alcoholic.
See what you did, man?
Cheap mascara. Now get out of here.
You want some advice?
you've got to hand off to the fullback...
Now, sit down, turkeys!
Right.....