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All right! Beautiful!
That mascot costume you made for your dog is a bad motherfucker.
I'll call Edwards tonight and tell him I can't do this.
Oh, my God!
- Ready? - Break!
You miss this kick, you'll be running laps for life. Now, move.
Frank!
Easy, pops. Wait your turn.
I have to punch these young men's grades up on the computer.
because I'm a mother...
I thought you all played a fairly decent game yesterday.
Does Frank have a chance of getting custody?
No, thanks. I don't care for any-
If I didn't think you'd use it against me, I'd punch your face in.
His mother's in the hospital and needs her nightgown or she won't let them operate.
If he commits to you, then pitch to Marvel around the end.
The problem with killing him though, is that it goes on your record.
Time-out! Damn it, Finch.
Hut!
Excuse me. Is Molly here?
Guys, call me every night, okay?
such a fine football team.
'Bye, baby.
Finch, put your money away!
You want to get rid of me?
Concentrate on tomorrow...
You're plastered, Alice.
- How much did you pay for them? - $65.
I'll be at the right place at the right time.
I don't think he's gonna be able to coach JV football this year...
She told us if we fouled up...
Hey, what's going on?
$20 should do it, maybe $15.
Anyway, I'll tell him Monday after I get the job.
Your mama says you ugly
Let's rock, let's rock come on and boogie
All right. We've got 10 seconds to go. Get Trumaine in a man-to-man.
I blew up a house full of balloons for your daughter's fourth birthday...
Don't case my house, okay?
- We're gaining! - All right!
No offense, guys, but we need some size on the line...
Hi, sweetie. Muffinhead.
Ms. McGrath, are you sure this is what you want?
I can feel the rotation of the earth.
Come on, this gag photo for the yearbook was your idea.
I can't lose my grip on reality. I'm submerged up to here in reality!
We should be getting our computers in, say...
- I can't lose my girls, Walt. - Let me worry about that.
If that's too much for you to remember, then just call me "Coach. "
- That's not true. - Now I want my opinion to be my opinion!
Do you know state law requires seat belts in the front and rear?
Run anything, but just stay out of my way.
Mom, I don't want to eat. I just want to go to the library, okay?
She's upstairs, sleeping.
We're on our own 10-yard line. We may have to punt, Molly.
Great! Is this how you celebrate...
- Hi. How are you all doing? - What the hell is going on here?
we're going to try in our physical education program?
I'm all right, sweetie.
- Molly, I'm getting custody of the girls. - You don't have to drive me home, Coach.
My job is endangering the safety and welfare of the children?
Marian, come here, honey.
Don't be too rough on these girls, 'cause they really ain't got the stomachs...
I'll fix you dinner in a minute.
For the four years we were divorced, your opinion was still my opinion.
I don't know what else to say. Except I want to see every one of you...
Just helping your young men satisfy their academic requirements.
Trumaine and Marva...
Get rid of this guy, will you?
I can't believe she didn't say anything about it.
15, 16...
I hate you.