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I got a call from the principal over at Jackson High.

I was raised on this sport. It's part of me.

We're working on it, aren't we boys?

- Kids! - We're going shopping!

Their tackles have been forcing the play.

But if it's any consolation to you...

Hey, Dan Darwell told me that you were eminently qualified.

Now, if you're not willing to work hard...

Now, what do you say?

I know the guys in the team will be upset, but blame it on me.

It's a new car. What's it look like?

I was raised on football. I know more about it than anybody else you could get.

- Bird, I'm in a trash can! - Be quiet.

Come on, we're late. Let's go.

Everyone talking bout him...

in order to teach Jazzercise to a bunch of overprivileged girls...

Don't get mad. Get even!

Put your pants on and listen up!

I can't risk losing my girls.

Hi, guys. Hi, Jeannie.

Then why did you have to hot-wire it?

Please, just continue doing what you were doing.

It's raining. Let's call it a draw, okay?

- Who's this? - It's the football team.

- Further- - Wait, wait, stop.

why don't you go on home now? Thanks for bringing Alice back.

because ever since I've been playing football for her...

Yeah, I'm just throwing that out.

Come on, girls! Come on!

all the yelling's not going to help.

Chocolate chip is not what I call dinner.

- and you'll probably get a concussion. - $5.

- If you're not properly conditioned- - Zip that shit.

I'm sorry. I thought you were one of them.

I'll show you tough.

- Is that right? - That's right.

- I really need to talk to you. - Bird, step into my office.

I'm the only one who'll take this job.

It's play diagrams from our touchdown plays from last year...

We have a little left from last year's fund-raising drive.

Man, come on. Listen to her.

- Get this guy out of here. - That's okay. See, I'm not with them.

and that the children be enjoined from attending games...

Going back to coaching girls' track is not exactly the same as quitting.

Trumaine, what is going on?

I love my guys. Beautiful. A finely-trained killing machine.

Boogie down, boogie down we'll run those Cougars out of town

No, Coach, I'm serious.

Mr. Ruff, thank you very much. You really gave us a run for our money.

That's not fair.

So I guess I am.

That isn't polite.

Hey, Mom, I found Marian's shoe. President Muffley had it.

so I'll drop the kids off earlier than usual, like 2:30 p. m. Okay? Thanks.

All right, we'll do better next week.

- Cerulo, okay? - It ain't me, Coach. I'm innocent.

Do you think you can get away with treating me like this?

Hey, Angelique!

You're not sending our girls to some school they don't wanna go to...

- Dan, I can handle this. Believe me. - Heads up!

Whose team, I might hasten to add...

All right, mean.

I thought I was at Central. I'm sorry.

You owe me a new stopwatch!

I'm not going to quit. I'm going to see this through...

He's probably got the money on him now. Search his pockets!

I don't want to got to bed. It's not my bedtime.

Your love for your children is not at issue here.

- I guess practice is over, Miss Coach? - Let's get out of here.

I suppose you think I got beat because I was afraid to fight.

You didn't show me his stats. I'd like to see them.

So take the field.

If this is school spirit, I must be in the wrong place.

Okay, I'll dig them out for you.

Remo won't last long with the JV, so, when he bombs out, Molly takes the field.

how you enjoying the game thus far?

This is getting to be a really good game.

Are you kidding? He probably ate his folks.

God, I even quit when I'm trying to quit.

I'm gonna get my old job back at Prescott.

I have information from a reliable source that these Central players are ineligible.