Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whose team, I might hasten to add...

Hey, Mom, I found Marian's shoe. President Muffley had it.

I'm not going to quit. I'm going to see this through...

Hi, guys. Hi, Jeannie.

So I guess I am.

in order to teach Jazzercise to a bunch of overprivileged girls...

It's play diagrams from our touchdown plays from last year...

because ever since I've been playing football for her...

It's a new car. What's it look like?

You didn't show me his stats. I'd like to see them.

Their tackles have been forcing the play.

I'll show you tough.

No, Coach, I'm serious.

I got a call from the principal over at Jackson High.

I love my guys. Beautiful. A finely-trained killing machine.

- Further- - Wait, wait, stop.

Are you kidding? He probably ate his folks.

Trumaine, what is going on?

That's not fair.

Boogie down, boogie down we'll run those Cougars out of town

- Kids! - We're going shopping!

I'm the only one who'll take this job.

You're not sending our girls to some school they don't wanna go to...

Do you think you can get away with treating me like this?

- Dan, I can handle this. Believe me. - Heads up!

I was raised on this sport. It's part of me.

- Is that right? - That's right.

All right, we'll do better next week.

Your love for your children is not at issue here.

- I guess practice is over, Miss Coach? - Let's get out of here.

I have information from a reliable source that these Central players are ineligible.

Chocolate chip is not what I call dinner.

I'm sorry. I thought you were one of them.

- Cerulo, okay? - It ain't me, Coach. I'm innocent.

so I'll drop the kids off earlier than usual, like 2:30 p. m. Okay? Thanks.

But if it's any consolation to you...

This is getting to be a really good game.

Hey, Dan Darwell told me that you were eminently qualified.

and that the children be enjoined from attending games...

So take the field.

You owe me a new stopwatch!

I can't risk losing my girls.

Man, come on. Listen to her.

I'm gonna get my old job back at Prescott.

I suppose you think I got beat because I was afraid to fight.

- Get this guy out of here. - That's okay. See, I'm not with them.

- Who's this? - It's the football team.

That isn't polite.

Now, if you're not willing to work hard...

We're working on it, aren't we boys?

Please, just continue doing what you were doing.

Now, what do you say?

Remo won't last long with the JV, so, when he bombs out, Molly takes the field.

- I really need to talk to you. - Bird, step into my office.

why don't you go on home now? Thanks for bringing Alice back.

Everyone talking bout him...

Don't get mad. Get even!

I thought I was at Central. I'm sorry.

God, I even quit when I'm trying to quit.

all the yelling's not going to help.

If this is school spirit, I must be in the wrong place.

- If you're not properly conditioned- - Zip that shit.

Come on, we're late. Let's go.

Yeah, I'm just throwing that out.

I know the guys in the team will be upset, but blame it on me.

Come on, girls! Come on!

He's probably got the money on him now. Search his pockets!

All right, mean.

how you enjoying the game thus far?

- Bird, I'm in a trash can! - Be quiet.

Okay, I'll dig them out for you.

Hey, Angelique!

We have a little left from last year's fund-raising drive.

It's raining. Let's call it a draw, okay?

I was raised on football. I know more about it than anybody else you could get.

Going back to coaching girls' track is not exactly the same as quitting.

- and you'll probably get a concussion. - $5.

Then why did you have to hot-wire it?

Mr. Ruff, thank you very much. You really gave us a run for our money.

Put your pants on and listen up!

I don't want to got to bed. It's not my bedtime.