Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Red. 26. Red. 26.

Come on. Stop those wimps!

You know something? This whole thing about letting you coach, it wasn't serious.

run and throw good.

Right. How about some peanut brittle?

- Wow. - I told you he was good.

Frank got a little hot about that Chatham School thing.

and we can start having some victory parties around here.

Keep it up, and I'll hold you in contempt of court!

You've lost control of what goes on in your own house!

Compact-disc player?

You don't even care about my hair. You didn't even notice it.

You're right, Kru! You're a great slotback!

Coach, where you going?

Ready. Let's break!

Do you want to show them up at scrimmage tomorrow?

You. You're in training as of right now. Put that out.

No, everything's fine.

I'm a little wasted on punch.

Who's it going to be?

- Oh, God! - Is Wednesday a safe bet?

You ain't human Your mama said you ugly

for girls' track, not football.

Don't call me baby.

What is that on your eye?

We were just watching TV till you guys got back.

Frank! The deal's off.

- What? - That's right. You wanted a van, right?

We'll play to five. Ladies first. You serve.

Good game, Coach.

You haven't played any decent teams. Wait till you play McKinley and Lincoln.

I couldn't see from the bottom of the pile I was under.

- Drop. - I can't!

You got some real talent here.

This is the other team

All right, listen up!

I want to coach the JV, Dan.

Stephanie, hello.

- I mean, coaching to me is like- - Heads up!

Come on, sweetie.

I have some stats here that you might be interested in.

Keep that super spirit up

I'll bet me and you can work this out.

You want me to put a Cerulo mark on your locker?

You ought to consider stepping up to some genuine wire-wheeled hubcaps.

Oh, shit! Every time I...

- He's about 18- - I can show you about 18.

I guess I'm not the quarterback anymore?

You don't get it.

Next semester, I quit coaching and I teach at Chatham.

Congratulations. You did a wonderful job.

The AII-City League has a rule that players have to maintain...

Just for the heck of it.

If it's relevant, I will hear the witness.

Rigggggt How about some Peanut Brittle

but it's very forward-thinking, too. You're going to love it.

No dent. I win.

Anytime you wanna get into my pants, just ask.

Thanks for coming down.

- What's that supposed to mean? - You'll see.

I want to play.

Take the next right.

Marvel, you go ahead, come back. I'll give it to you.

- Mom, I lost my sneaker. - Put on your sandals.

- You really want to get rid of me? - Yeah.

Hello, Stephanie, you stick...

- You jumped out of bounds. - Shut up.

Every year there's a Greek pageant where the girls wear togas...

What's with all that? Finally getting around to throwing that stuff out?

Are you okay, honey? We'll get an ice pack. Is my hair okay?

Zion, what are you doing?

If we just learn to trust each other, there's nothing we can't do.

Dan, take a look. McGrath.

Now, tomorrow's our first game.

Because we're a bunch of fuck-ups!

Are you all character witnesses?

What's happening here?

- I'll take you. - You don't have to.

'Cause I know him. He'd put it down, try to talk me out of it.

Get your body between the ball and the goal post.

Now call this thing off, okay?

Go get them. Your daddy will be here in a minute.

Man, what are you doing in here, lady?

See you tomorrow.

I was late because I had to do the shopping.

Hey, you really wanna coach football? Fine, you got it.

- Then you're off the team. - I'm a senior. No problem.

How I feel about the election

Much more important than any football team.

Make that about 200 percent more decent...

One-zip. Supposed to hit the ball, not the wall, babes.

I'm sorry. Sorry.