Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr. Edwards...
All right, listen up!
Hey, you really wanna coach football? Fine, you got it.
We'll play to five. Ladies first. You serve.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
- Drop. - I can't!
Come on, sweetie.
You haven't played any decent teams. Wait till you play McKinley and Lincoln.
Do you want to show them up at scrimmage tomorrow?
If it's relevant, I will hear the witness.
What's with all that? Finally getting around to throwing that stuff out?
- You really want to get rid of me? - Yeah.
The AII-City League has a rule that players have to maintain...
You've lost control of what goes on in your own house!
- I mean, coaching to me is like- - Heads up!
Take the next right.
Are you all character witnesses?
Zion, what are you doing?
Come on. Stop those wimps!
No problem.
No dent. I win.
No, everything's fine.
Who's it going to be?
Stephanie, hello.
Much more important than any football team.
Yeah! Sure!
Guys, look-
Are you okay, honey? We'll get an ice pack. Is my hair okay?
Keep that super spirit up
Anytime you wanna get into my pants, just ask.
You want me to put a Cerulo mark on your locker?
- I'll take you. - You don't have to.
I want to play.
Every year there's a Greek pageant where the girls wear togas...
Right!
Good game, Coach.
Keep it up, and I'll hold you in contempt of court!
Oh, shit! Every time I...
Don't call me baby.
Dan, take a look. McGrath.
Man, what are you doing in here, lady?
You. You're in training as of right now. Put that out.
Hello, Stephanie, you stick...
I couldn't see from the bottom of the pile I was under.
run and throw good.
Congratulations. You did a wonderful job.
- What's that supposed to mean? - You'll see.
Hut!
We were just watching TV till you guys got back.
Now call this thing off, okay?
Ready. Let's break!
'Cause I know him. He'd put it down, try to talk me out of it.
Awesome
This is the other team
Thanks for coming down.
Rigggggt How about some Peanut Brittle
I have some stats here that you might be interested in.
You don't get it.
Frank! The deal's off.
You don't even care about my hair. You didn't even notice it.
- Then you're off the team. - I'm a senior. No problem.
You got some real talent here.
Frank got a little hot about that Chatham School thing.
What's happening here?
- Oh, God! - Is Wednesday a safe bet?
- You jumped out of bounds. - Shut up.
Get your body between the ball and the goal post.
I was late because I had to do the shopping.
Because we're a bunch of fuck-ups!
What is that on your eye?
You ought to consider stepping up to some genuine wire-wheeled hubcaps.
You know something? This whole thing about letting you coach, it wasn't serious.
I'm a little wasted on punch.
- Wow. - I told you he was good.
I'm warmed up.
Red. 26. Red. 26.
You ain't human Your mama said you ugly
Now, tomorrow's our first game.
Just for the heck of it.
One-zip. Supposed to hit the ball, not the wall, babes.
How I feel about the election
- He's about 18- - I can show you about 18.
- What? - That's right. You wanted a van, right?
Go get them. Your daddy will be here in a minute.
You're right, Kru! You're a great slotback!
Coach, where you going?
If we just learn to trust each other, there's nothing we can't do.
Make that about 200 percent more decent...
Next semester, I quit coaching and I teach at Chatham.
I'll bet me and you can work this out.
and we can start having some victory parties around here.
for girls' track, not football.
Right. How about some peanut brittle?
Compact-disc player?
Better!
Marvel, you go ahead, come back. I'll give it to you.
Doesn't it?
I want to coach the JV, Dan.
I guess I'm not the quarterback anymore?
See you tomorrow.
- Mom, I lost my sneaker. - Put on your sandals.
but it's very forward-thinking, too. You're going to love it.