Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dan, you've opened my eyes to a very serious problem.
May I leave now?
so I took the burden of finding a job for you.
Alice needed a ride home and we took her.
You know me, babes, I'm a modern guy...
Excuse me, what are you doing?
Oh, you mean Coach? She's right over there.
- Hey, Coach? - Yes.
Alonzo, you make this point, every girl in the free world will want you.
I can't go back there tomorrow, it's a disaster.
Hey, come on. Somebody think of a good play. Let's go.
If word got around that you chickened out on this job...
Let's go eat some pussy!
I mean, the guy is disgusting.
I didn't know he was sick.
for food you'll never get your fork into.
Boogie down, boogie down we'll run those Cougars out of town
If that's not okay with you, sue me...
You’re levander aren’t you?
You're going to play, or I'll have you suspended for gambling.
Jazzercise.
I know she wants it. I can tell by the way she looks at me.
are more valuable to me than anything.
Let her have the kids You Worm
See, Your Honor...
You want me to be quiet?
- Hi, Mom. - Hi, baby. What's this?
I'm Levander Williams.
Speech! Speech!
Sorry, babe. Didn't know it was you. No problem.
And I'm not quitting my job here either.
Any wool good-looking as yourself...
Don't be grabbing the coach like that!
- Defense! Defense! - Come on, Walt!
You don't really have to cheer. It wasn't a court order.
- Right. - I'd like to see his stats anyway.
Thanks to those of you who finally bought the last of the peanut brittle
- Alice! - What?
I can't hear you!
If they're the Cougars, how come they got a goat?
What are you doing?
Don't tell me that I've lost my grip on reality!
Frank, what are you doing?
Okay, laughing boy.
- No, I don't. - My serve.
For a second I thought you were Bubba Smith.
on the night of September 30...
Right
Call time-out!
- Yeah, over here. - Is this where his mother lives?
- Darwell hired somebody else for it today. - I'll kill him.
- Where's Alice? - She was around somewhere.
I figured no sense in having your mouth water...
I forgot to tell you.
You motherfucker!
Just drive straight up the middle.
- Can you do that? - Okay.
I guess that means that you're not here.
What class would he be in about now?
I've got broad shoulders.
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You got a parole officer. Understood?
Tell us when you want us to play football, sweetheart.
- Search his jock! - I'm not searching his jock.
- So, are you getting ready for Halloween? - It's only September.
Shut up, Finch. So how about it? Mucho dents on Bobby's locker.
Oh, my God! What's happening?
Yo momma says you ugly, hey!
You're the joke of Chicago and you don't even know it.
You owe me a new stopwatch, you pussies!
First, thanks for meeting me. I know we can talk this thing out.
- Levander. - Yes, the accent's on the second syllable.
- What are you doing? - Here's the $15 I owe you.
and it's great that the kids will benefit from your experience and expertise.
He did, huh?
That must be what they mean by letting it all hang out!
Just so you know…
I forgot my purse.
The way they make it sound, I'd rule against me.
Outside, Frank.
- I'm thinking I want the team to win. - Right.
drinking beer with your players?
Fine. I hope this comes out.
That's not true.
Come on, man, let's go! You better come down, lady.
and that minors were seen there drinking beer.
Next year, we go undefeated. Right, Coach?
- Got you! - We're coming up on you.
We were not! Not when you came in, we weren't.
I wasn't drinking the beer. They were. I mean, I was taking it away from them.
Stay out of this!
Mr. Needham merely claims...
Riiiiiiiight.......
Look here, our car won't start.
Besides, maybe a woman's touch is just what they need.
Shut up, Finch.
- Darwell has a pool. - Darwell bought a pool?
Dallas cowboys
then we could attract college scouts.