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which you didn't even show up at.

I really, really hate your hair.

- Nice game. - Yeah, right.

You didn't say that when school opened.

I hate football!

There will be a scrimmage here tomorrow at 4:00.

It's in here somewhere! I saw it!

I'm fine. Good game. We'll play again when I don't have a headache.

I don't give a shit if your team's legal, 'cause my boys will beat you.

was injured in a fight, which occurred during a party held at your home...

Timeout Timeout Dammit Percy Finch

I want to apologize for the puppies. I went out...

Excuse me, Coach.

We promise to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. That's no lie.

All right. All kidding aside...

I didn't mean to interrupt.

That was good, Moll.

You guys are better now.

He says, "Yes, ma'am. "

Happy Birthday Lauren You’re another year more Awesome!

- He said that key would work. - Did you see me try it? Did the door open?

or otherwise associating with team members at any time.

no disrespect, Mr. Remo, who doesn't know diddlysquat about football.

- You're sure? - Yeah, take off.

Yeah, that victory party was something to see.

How about penetration? Do you know how to get good penetration?

a C average for eligibility?

Why don't you just play quarterback?

I am now a football coach...

Not at my house!

If Miss McGrath persists in associating with this team...

No, thanks. I'm too fired up to eat.

So you won a few games. You're a laughingstock.

Give me a towel. A big towel, Frank.

How about a nice watch? What's your momma want? A Crock-Pot?

All the way down!

It was like a prank. Now I'm sorry I had anything to do with it.

This is a great game.

What is this? You said we were gonna play football.

and I'll fight you all the way to the Supreme Court.

What did he say?

His lawyer seems to have said it pretty succinctly.

I'm out of Walkmans, but I got Casios. Who wants a watch? Come see the Bird.

But I'll take full credit for this change...

- No assistant coaches? - Right.

I want to play, Coach.

School starts in a week, so we better start practice right away-

I feel so lucky to have been able to

Mom cheering from the cheap seats...

Coach Goose and her Velvet Pussies.

You did it, Coach. We're number one!

Janey, keep your arms down. Come on. Pump them!

Hello, there. Hey, don't mind me.

let's second-think this for a bit.

But he ain't here now.

I'm flattered you came to see high school ball.

Daddy says you're going to quit.

- to my mother's house. - You and Levander can chat on the way.

Look at Peanut. That twerp!

Further, he even tried to reach a compromise.

Here's $10. Put me in.

You girls did a great job.

Dan, I don't think Central is the right place for a woman.

All right. Left formation, double reverse on bean.

Okay, all right. Great, guys! I love you.

One of us should be here when our daughter is drunk and alone.

How about some peanut brittle?

You know, dancing and prancing to jazz?

Mr. Edwards? Molly McGrath.