Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, dancing and prancing to jazz?
was injured in a fight, which occurred during a party held at your home...
He says, "Yes, ma'am. "
All right. All kidding aside...
So you won a few games. You're a laughingstock.
All right. Left formation, double reverse on bean.
What is this? You said we were gonna play football.
Janey, keep your arms down. Come on. Pump them!
Give me a towel. A big towel, Frank.
I want to apologize for the puppies. I went out...
let's second-think this for a bit.
You Pussies!
- He said that key would work. - Did you see me try it? Did the door open?
Here's $10. Put me in.
Hello, there. Hey, don't mind me.
and I'll fight you all the way to the Supreme Court.
Further, he even tried to reach a compromise.
Not at my house!
a C average for eligibility?
Coach Goose and her Velvet Pussies.
Mr. Edwards? Molly McGrath.
I feel so lucky to have been able to
School starts in a week, so we better start practice right away-
Okay, sweetie.
- to my mother's house. - You and Levander can chat on the way.
Mom cheering from the cheap seats...
If Miss McGrath persists in associating with this team...
Daddy says you're going to quit.
I want to play, Coach.
How about a nice watch? What's your momma want? A Crock-Pot?
- Nice game. - Yeah, right.
Well, it was.
no disrespect, Mr. Remo, who doesn't know diddlysquat about football.
All the way down!
What did he say?
You guys are better now.
That was good, Moll.
It's in here somewhere! I saw it!
His lawyer seems to have said it pretty succinctly.
This is a great game.
It was like a prank. Now I'm sorry I had anything to do with it.
Why don't you just play quarterback?
or otherwise associating with team members at any time.
Timeout Timeout Dammit Percy Finch
Go for it.
I really, really hate your hair.
We promise to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. That's no lie.
I'm out of Walkmans, but I got Casios. Who wants a watch? Come see the Bird.
Miss McGrath!
which you didn't even show up at.
- You're sure? - Yeah, take off.
Excuse me, Coach.
You girls did a great job.
Look at Peanut. That twerp!
Happy Birthday Lauren You’re another year more Awesome!
Yeah, that victory party was something to see.
You did it, Coach. We're number one!
I didn't mean to interrupt.
But he ain't here now.
I am now a football coach...
One of us should be here when our daughter is drunk and alone.
.....
Okay, all right. Great, guys! I love you.
But I'll take full credit for this change...
You didn't say that when school opened.
No, thanks. I'm too fired up to eat.
I'm flattered you came to see high school ball.
I don't give a shit if your team's legal, 'cause my boys will beat you.
There will be a scrimmage here tomorrow at 4:00.
How about some peanut brittle?
- No assistant coaches? - Right.
I'm fine. Good game. We'll play again when I don't have a headache.
SaltRider
I hate football!
Run, Bird.
Dan, I don't think Central is the right place for a woman.
How about penetration? Do you know how to get good penetration?