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until I saw the KOSI FM Halloween Haunt.
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo-hoo!
What a cool Christmas present my mom got!
for tomorrow night, Halloween!
Yeah, and then he used this flashlight
It's simple. Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,
- She probably... - Okay! Okay!
Unless you're actually a...
when actually they were just cotton swabs.
There she is!
Well, this is all fine and good,
that your mother's body would be stiff and dry,
Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes
- Yeah! Get rid of 'em! - Let's get them.
Okay, it's almost open. Ready, one, two, three!
Good idea!
- She has to be here. - Well, she's not here.
"This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt."
We've got a Haunted House, and everyone is decorating
I get the point! Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!
All right, the fifth-graders are gonna be here soon.
"Antonio Banderas Life-sized Blow-Up Doll, what a surprise!"
You guys be quiet!
Well, the most likely reason is
Christmastime means presents for me!
You're not gonna win the costume contest.
I'm gonna circle everything I want for Christmas, okay?
You son of a bitch chicken from outer space!
Farkle
Think about it, if your grandma knew that she could help you,
Sure, come in.
- Whoa, dude. - Oh, my God...
So we all need to learn to be a little less perceptive.
Come on. They've got to be around here somewhere!
and everyone whose insecurities sabotage
- Mom! Don't laugh! - I'm sorry, hon.