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But if you weren't, you'd tend to go for a girl?
-He'll never get away with it. -He just goes too far.
Come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual!
The question is, who's this and where is Homer?
Hello, Dolly.
I thought she was the one who didn't like to be touched.
...we are gathered here to join Stanley and Martha in holy matrimony.
-When! -What's this for?
Say when.
Nothing more to tell, really.
She broke my heart, Moe.
Good night, sweet principal.
How do I look?
-But Marge-- -Homer, you will find her a man!
-It's all-you-can-eat! -This is like some beautiful dream!
...the Parents Advisory Board asked that I see Space Mutants Part V.
...to drop your pencils at 2: 15. Do so and you will be suspended.
Hello Stanley
-But driving is my livelihood. -Take it like a man.
Well, Selma hated Egypt too. A camel spit on her.
-Class of '71, right? -Principal Skinner.