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But I'm a twin, and as such I have a--
It was probably just a wallaby. Now come on.
-...and available sister, Selma. -Hey, tubs, I'm Patty!
She's no prize pig herself, you know!
Well, if you have other plans....
I'll tell you one thing, Greasy Joe is sorry he ever met me!
...to be called up whenever and for whatever reason I desire.
I only hope we can put our differences aside for the next few hours.
No, Bart, that's just my favorite sister-in-law. No, Bart, that's just my favorite sister-in-law.
No. All right, five.
-Schnapps? -I'll take that.
Have I ever. The thought of doing wrong makes my stomach turn.
I had a discomforting thought on the way here.
I'll take it.
...one of the statistically small number of single 40-year-olds...