Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you remember when you made us go to the Bowler's Hall of Fame...
Standardized testing never lies.
Wait one second, let me check.
But nothing, he’s a soft cock plain & simple!
Stupid Principal Skinner. You gotta be kidding me.
What now?
He knows everything.
It's no problem.
What is that there?
Two minutes younger. Skin like a china doll. Bosoms till Tuesday.
Marvelous. Just marvelous.
If it's okay with you...
D'oh! Wrong one.
Understand that you couldn't leave Selma.
You love me!
It could easily have been me. Very easily.
-Like my wife's ugly sister. -Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not picky.