Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...but I wanted you to be first to know.
-The day after that? -You're touching me.
Sodium tetrasulfate is caustic and can remove your skin.
Martha, my dear, I remember the first day that I met you.
Oh, Springfield Elementary, I will have you back again!
Saturday, we're going to Stanley Peterson's wedding.
I'm not surprised. She's always the lucky one.
Homer, do you remember our last family vacation when you made us go to the bowling alley...
Oh, come on, love, loosen up.
Oh, no reason.
Yes. So I know you appreciate why you can never....
-Bart, come cheer up your Aunt Selma. -Okay.
Attention! Seymour Skinner is in love!
Must find man.
It's called Greasy Joe's Bottomless BBQ Pit.
Thursday, I'm going food shopping. You can come if you like.
-I don't-- -She'd be delighted!
What did you learn in school?