Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The only reason we're paired together

Hello, Professor.

They also make it in "Queen's coral" -- oh, no.

The Bees Knees!

The Monroe Doctrine?

But something funny did happen.

AND THAT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING!

Hey, Bob. A quick favor to ask.

Go, Dad! Woot, woot!

have a break from the Serge show?!

[ Cellphone beeps ]

Hey, Dad. Hey. You know?

Although, I don't think you read that e-mail

to get what I needed.

I'm thinking about dropping history.

The old paper was on an old format,

Nonetheless, some of your behavior

I read your essay last night.

[ Scoffs ] It was easy.

I'm not letting you magpies dirty this up.

I see you took me up on that open-door policy I mentioned.

Strong thesis, impeccable supporting arguments.

That's why I chucked it all for a life in academia, Claire.

exactly what he needs.

about the Dunphy charm.

Quality items. Everybody wins.

Junior year history class,

Hey, Mom. Everything all right?

Every month I've gotta burn off a minimum at the club,

All the dads are performing. Well...

so it didn't feel right turning it in. Huh.

You know, I'm not embarrassing.

She made some really good changes.

Don't make something out of this.

something else you're too self-conscious to do.

Yes, I have been accused of having

Did I spoil your birthday? Sounds like you might.