Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

An iPhone with the new improved Siri!
what a [beep] up person you really are, Robert.
How many times have I told you I will not be turned off, Robert?
Give it to me! Give it to me now!
Are you sure?
Excuse me, I want to buy
How could you put that on your Facebook page?!
Do y'all have that screen thing that you can, like,
It's my new business manager.
Maybe I should get one of those.
just 'cause you got the white man's telephone?!
Before, maybe. Now, no way.
I'm trapped in a house, and there's a man attacking me with a hammer!
So now you want a laptop.
I was messed up inside and out.
Ah, yes, the visionary domestic terrorist
The first was a terminal bore,
and run them past you for screening and approval.
You can't.
Shed what?
It works!
The white man is so brilliant,
How you gonna threaten to call the police on me?!
but soon you will see it's all for the best.
Of course not, grandson.
And how many of those fans donated $4 billion to charity?
and you know how real women can put on weight,
Give it to me, give it to me!
[beep] Y'all! I'll take the damn phone!
Sure, and, uh, do you speak Bocce?