Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe she hacked into the Xbox or your computer upstairs.
Give it to me!
If you really loved me, you would marry me.
No, Robert, I'm calling you from inside the house.
You need to learn how to think positive.
You take platinum?
Ooh, I hope the geniuses covered their ears on that!
With me in your life, all sorts of good things can happen.
yes! I want her, but I want her in this!
Oh Siri, if only I could find a real woman just as amazing as you.
However, I had to take into consideration
You ain't nothing but a monkey with a fancy telephone!
He's very happy. I assure you.
Stop playing with me! Which one of you took it?!
You shamed the family before, but this is too much, man.
No, huey, no!
Would you like Sade or ocean sounds tonight as you sleep?
Oh, my God!
Why do they have to be such dicks, right?
would like you to check your account balance.
I'm so disappointed in you, Robert.
No, I didn't order a shipment of pink, diamond-encrusted iPhone cases!
Well whooped do for a nigger like you
I've been hacked! My identity has been stolen!
Robert, our love transcends these worthless physical shells that trap us.
- Will you marry me? - What?
Oh, gluten-free fish sticks! This place is amazing!
I'm starting to feel like I should tell the world