Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Give it to me!
Well whooped do for a nigger like you
yes! I want her, but I want her in this!
He's very happy. I assure you.
Oh, gluten-free fish sticks! This place is amazing!
You need to learn how to think positive.
If you really loved me, you would marry me.
With me in your life, all sorts of good things can happen.
Would you like Sade or ocean sounds tonight as you sleep?
You shamed the family before, but this is too much, man.
No, huey, no!
Oh, my God!
Maybe she hacked into the Xbox or your computer upstairs.
Oh Siri, if only I could find a real woman just as amazing as you.
Robert, our love transcends these worthless physical shells that trap us.
Why do they have to be such dicks, right?
I'm starting to feel like I should tell the world
- Will you marry me? - What?
No, Robert, I'm calling you from inside the house.
I've been hacked! My identity has been stolen!
Stop playing with me! Which one of you took it?!
You take platinum?
You ain't nothing but a monkey with a fancy telephone!
would like you to check your account balance.
No, I didn't order a shipment of pink, diamond-encrusted iPhone cases!
However, I had to take into consideration
Ooh, I hope the geniuses covered their ears on that!
I'm so disappointed in you, Robert.