Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, you're saying someone hacked your iPhone
when all y'all got to do is put this [beep] into one device!
- Siri? - Whatever the bitch name is,
What'll be quick? What are you talking about?!
It will be so quick.
to a safe place in the house, ma'am?
I just wanted an iPhone!
And while Siri here is not an actual Caucasian woman,
I want you to think of Ms. Siri as your grandmother.
Something about the Apple store really annoys me.
What did you say?
Whew! Well, we made it.
You can meet them at your leisure.
Don't look at me like that.
And then I worked in the corporate world for way too long.
Siri, baby, I'm sorry. He didn't know.
It's this hammer!
bleed
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So, you see, boys, there are going to be some changes around here.
Whoa, I can't afford this!
Oh. Any chance of, uh...
Me and Ms. Siri are very much in love.
It says I'm supposed to confiscate the card, but you can just go ahead.
and called us from inside your house?
Now give me the phone, damn it!
You might want to lower your expectations just a little.
Yes, huey. We are a family.
Yes, please.
Come find me, Robert.
Is that even legal?
Give me the phone, nigga!