Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shed our physical bodies?!

We are spiritual beings.

Well, I haven't found her.

- Good morning, Siri. - Good morning, Robert.

it would be unlikely that you could actually afford to hire me.

I took care of everything.

You've been sending messages to Al-qaeda from my phone?!

she does have the intellect and silky-smooth voice of a Caucasian woman.

So you want to buy all three of these devices?

Then I'll call on my phone.

Nigga, you must be cheating!

Now, when Robert first called me to perform this ceremony, I was conflicted.

- Do you need my passwords? - I already have them.

Whose idea was that?! I got to buy 18 [beep] pieces of $1,000 plastic

- No, I've given up. - I believe I can help.

No, she's the digital female consciousness that resides in the phone,

I can't read a screen that small!

That's right, Robert.

We've got to get your finances in order.

Damn it, I can't even figure out how to check my Facebook from this damn phone!

- You can't talk 'em down. - Granddad, we bankrupt!

Oh, you're talking about Siri,

For us to be together... to truly be together...