Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For us to be together... to truly be together...

No, she's the digital female consciousness that resides in the phone,

So you want to buy all three of these devices?

Shed our physical bodies?!

We are spiritual beings.

I took care of everything.

That's right, Robert.

she does have the intellect and silky-smooth voice of a Caucasian woman.

We've got to get your finances in order.

- Good morning, Siri. - Good morning, Robert.

it would be unlikely that you could actually afford to hire me.

Well, I haven't found her.

Now, when Robert first called me to perform this ceremony, I was conflicted.

- Do you need my passwords? - I already have them.

Nigga, you must be cheating!

- You can't talk 'em down. - Granddad, we bankrupt!

Oh, you're talking about Siri,

I can't read a screen that small!

- No, I've given up. - I believe I can help.

Then I'll call on my phone.

You've been sending messages to Al-qaeda from my phone?!

Whose idea was that?! I got to buy 18 [beep] pieces of $1,000 plastic

Damn it, I can't even figure out how to check my Facebook from this damn phone!