Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Girl? In the phone? Um, I'm not sure I know what you're talking about.
I've been hacked! My identity has been stolen!
Well, Siri, I'd say we had a pretty good first day.
Approximately 200 million.
and she's great with directions.
How do you live with yourself, you filthy turd of a man?!
Is he still attacking you, ma'am?
Yeah, granddad.
You've been talking to some very bad people.
Sure.
Siri, did you see that?!
I want the computer woman in the commercial.
The next showing of Mr. Spielberg's movie is 7:30.
Does it not seek to heal your broken soul?
I think there have been some unauthorized charges on my credit card.
We are going to make you the man I know you can be.
I wish.
No, no, I want it all in one device, please. Thank you.
What? No, wait, that's not mine!
Now, at this time,
the personal voice-activated assistant on the iPhone.
Just tell me what kind of women you like.
we should shed our physical beings.
Did you really think I couldn't hack your piece of [beep] android, Robert?
He's heavy!
I love you so much, I learned to copy your voice.
Oh, not that much.
touch the screen instead of typing?
You better be calling me from the landfill!
That sounds an awful lot like dying.
No, it was Siri! She called you by herself!
I don't think it works like the commercials.