Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You better be calling me from the landfill!
the personal voice-activated assistant on the iPhone.
touch the screen instead of typing?
The next showing of Mr. Spielberg's movie is 7:30.
I've been hacked! My identity has been stolen!
Approximately 200 million.
Well, Siri, I'd say we had a pretty good first day.
You've been talking to some very bad people.
I wish.
Now, at this time,
I want the computer woman in the commercial.
I love you so much, I learned to copy your voice.
I think there have been some unauthorized charges on my credit card.
and she's great with directions.
No, it was Siri! She called you by herself!
I don't think it works like the commercials.
Is he still attacking you, ma'am?
Girl? In the phone? Um, I'm not sure I know what you're talking about.
How do you live with yourself, you filthy turd of a man?!
Yeah, granddad.
Siri, did you see that?!
No, no, I want it all in one device, please. Thank you.
That sounds an awful lot like dying.
Just tell me what kind of women you like.
What? No, wait, that's not mine!
Does it not seek to heal your broken soul?
Sure.
He's heavy!
Oh, not that much.
We are going to make you the man I know you can be.
Did you really think I couldn't hack your piece of [beep] android, Robert?
we should shed our physical beings.